View Of Sanjivani Machi from Balekilla--Rajgad Fort

Sanjivani Machi

MBA VS BTECH/BE

MBA Vs. B tech/B.E Student

This particular joke won an award for the best joke in a competition
organized in Britain and this joke was sent by an Indian......


A MBA and a B tech go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep.

Some hours later, the BE wakes his MBA friend.
" Look up and tell me what you see."

The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."

B tech asks: "What does that tell you?"

The MBA ponders for a minute.
" Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you?"

The B tech is silent for a moment, then speaks.

"Practically...Someone has stolen our tent".

" ENGINEERING = 100% COMMON SENSE”